Warning: This chapter contains an adult situation which might be pushing the PG-13 rating just a bit. I still consider it within the rating.
The Montigo Horizontal Tango
So I suppose you are wondering what Liam has been up to, no?
Carrie is learning about the joys of pet ownership.
“Scamp get out of there now I want to take a bath!”
IQ even came out to play.
Poor Clark wasn’t in the mood to play unfortunately.
So IQ settled for a ghostly meal.
The most important order of business was to teach the new children their life skills.
Young Celine learned her skills quickly.
Desmond didn’t learn as fast as his twin sister but he did learn. Once the twins skills were well in hand Liam went on a little trip. I’ll let him tell about it himself…
So I got an email and a coach plane ticket and an invitation to visit Borage, my son by Zinnia. I figured why not since I never really got to know him since Zinnia had him.
I have to say he turned out handsome but with my genes I’m not surprised.
I was a bit shocked to find out he was totally serious about everything in his email. He really wants to bed 1000 women. I guess he wants to out do me, I can’t imagine what his mother and Aunt told him about me but he seemed to think I was some sort of pimp, but honestly I’ve sort of lost count of women since I’ve been spreading the love since before I started my Challenge. I explained to him my challenge and he must not like kids since he thought I was nuts to be having so many even for immortality.
The thing that most concerned me is that he seems to have no clue how easy it is to get a lady pregnant and he’s actually not even going to try to take any precautions. I now seriously regret letting Zinnia and Rosette have he and his sisters.
He was a good DJ from what he showed me. Seems he’s calling himself BMG which stands for Borage Montigo Gelman. He even let me try out the booth. He told me I sucked at it though but its fine. I’m making enough with selling some novella when I have the time and of course Kalliah continues to help out so I don’t need anymore skills.
Speaking of simolians I knew the Montigo girls were loaded but I didn’t know how much. They must really be rich because they can afford to buy the sweet pad they gave to Borage.
The next night he took me out to a club and we had a pretty good time. He’s a little clueless and lacks some class but he’s got the bravado to somehow pull it off.
We were playing a game of pool when this hot asian girl joined us. She said her name was Sonoko Lee. I even thought about asking her to be a baby momma but my son was obviously looking to score with her and what kind of father would I me to get in the way of my son becoming a man?
I was pretty embarrased by his idea of pick up lines. The boy has no respect for women and obviously doesn’t know that charm is the best way to turn a lady’s head.
He managed to bring her home and bed her but if she wasn’t so drunk I doubt she’d of gone with him since he didn’t even try to remember her name.
I had to leave the next day but I promised to keep in touch. I just hope he listens to my advice.
He has now returned home to a matter of some importance.
“Daddy I want you to listen to these lawyers. It’s very important that you make a good impression on the judge and these women are uniquely qualified for your situation.”
“Hello Mr. Gelman. My name is Mya Sky and this is my partner Primrose Wood and we specialize in representing unique families.”
“My sister tells me you both are from families that were doing 100 baby challenges.”
“That’s right so we know public opinion can be harsh from those that don’t understand our kind of families.”
“In short Mr. Gelman we’re here to help you prove just because you are having 100 children doesn’t mean the children aren’t happy and healthy.”
“Hey if you ladies can help me keep my kids I’ll do whatever you want. It’s a plus you know where I’m coming from.”
“We’ve reviewed the reports from the social workers and they have a lot of positives so if we can just direct the attention away from your reason for the challenge and the idea that different women staying with you on and off isn’t negatively affecting your children.”
“That’s no problem. Everyone I’ve had here has been perfectly stable and nothing crazy ever happens here. Even if we have one more visit it won’t be a problem. There’s nothing to worry about ladies. Might I ask if you two lovely ladies like children?”
“Rose you’re such a slut.”
“You’re just jealous I got to Liam first.”
“I forgot you guys were coming…”
“You might not want to do that sort of thing in front of the social worker.”
“Mind your own business. You better not be after my Boo or I’ll string you up by your pigtails.”
“Look I’m sorry ladies…. Rose is one of my baby mommas and well she….”
“I’m gonna marry Liam so back off!”
“I never said I was going to marry you Rose…and could you maybe just be…. not so clingy… I kind of have guests…”
“Besides Rose you’re already married to Finn.”
“Shut the Hell up Zinnia you know I don’t like him.”
“Only if you promise I get my sexy time first. I know you have to bang Zinnia too but she’s not getting you more than me.”
“Maybe we should go now and finish this another time?”
“No we should finish up. I’ll have Betsy get them settled in.”
“I think that’s a good idea Daddy this custody issue is very important. It could prevent you from finishing your challenge if it doesn’t go well.”
“You have to be careful Dad. Chaos is looking for a way to get a foothold.”
“Don’t worry. I’ll take care of Mr. Liam’s new guests.”
“Zinnia and Rose please go with Betsy. I’ll talk to you both when we’ve finished up here.”
“Fine Grandma show me Liam’s room. I’m staying there.”
I’m not so sure Betsy will appreciate having Rose around. This might not turn out well…
“Come on Rose let’s let them finish up.”
“See you later Boo…”
I think these two might have arrived at just the wrong time.
“Look I promise this isn’t normal. The Montigo ladies are a bit….”
“Look Dad. I know you want kids but maybe you should send these two away.”
“Don’t worry son. It will be fine. I can keep them low-key and happy.”
I think Liam’s overconfidence just might be his undoing.
Let’s see what’s going on upstairs.
“Its Manly just like Liam! I like it.”
“Miss Rose none of the Baby Momma’s stay in Mr. Liam’s room.”
“None of them were his true love like me.”
“We’re guests here Rose maybe we should just stay in the room we’re supposed to.”
“I’m not staying in the room with Grandma here. Besides I’m going to show him lots of sexy time so he’ll love me back.”
“Miss Rose, Mr. Liam isn’t with any women for love only for the babies. He even had one with me.”
“In your dreams Grandma.”
“Its true. I haven’t always been old you know and Liam is older than you think.”
“I don’t care how old he is as long as he has that hot body. You’re just jealous that he doesn’t want you anymore but Liam is my true love and I’ll make him love me back.”
“What’s going on?”
“I’ll just get the beds ready for them in the other room.”
“Get lost Zinnia. I get him first remember.”
“If I let you woohoo first then you’ll not want me to go near him at all.”
“Back off bitch!”
“Girls I know I’m irresistible but why can’t you just share me? I can handle it.”
“Alright… if I have to share I might as well be there so I can make sure she doesn’t get more of you than me.”
“Fine I’ll do it if it will shut you up. We both have to get pregnant.”
“You heard her strip now!”
The moral to this story is be careful what you wish for or you just might get it Liam. You might be enjoying this now but I have a feeling things are about to get complicated.
Having these two around has certainly spiced things up.
“Come on you know you want me.”
“I guess it wouldn’t hurt.”
“You don’t have to be gentle I like it rough.”
They aren’t too bright and I think that Rosette is the dimmest in this set of light blubs.
Liam doesn’t particularly care though since he’s getting plenty of attention.
“My love we’re so good together. We should be together forever.”
“Forever is a long time Rose but I’ll tell you what I can make you remember tonight forever…”
I don’t think he realizes that he’s feeding her obsession because he’s so busy stroking his ego.
The sibling rivalry of the sisters is keeping him busy.
“Thanks Liam that was spicy.”
“Just make sure you don’t tell Rosette or she’ll get all mental.”
“You seduced him again didn’t you? Liam is mine you skank!”
This isn’t going well and with Betsy in the mix I hope this doesn’t blow-up in Liam’s face.
- Mya Sky belongs to Spidergirl and Primrose Wood belongs to Lynwood. They are both kids from thier 100 Baby Challenges and are used with thier permission.
I would like to thank TheNay83 for the following:
- I took the pictures and happening of Liam’s visit to Borage from her story Love for the Ladies. Its hilarious and I recommend it but be warned its much more mature in nature than this story. The chapter that corresponds with the diary entry is here.
- Also Rosette and Zinnia are from her story Party Montigo. This is the second part of a swap. Again the rating for her story is more mature.