Love’s Labor Lost
Greetings, Liam watchers. Our boy has, as you will recall, his hands full with the Montigo sisters while they have spent their pregnancies in his home. He especially has his hands full with Rosette. Case in point; its been hard to convince her to sleep in her own bed and Liam is now waking up to discover she’s snuck in sometime in the night.
“Rose, wake up. I told you that you can’t sleep in my bed with me every night.”
“I didn’t the night before…”
“Only because I didn’t forget to lock my door that night.”
“Don’t be like this, Boo. How else can I make sure that ho Zinnia doesn’t sneak in and seduce you again?”
“Rose, you don’t own me. I’m not your boyfriend and I can sleep with whomever I want.”
“If I’m around though, you can have sexy time with me and you don’t need anyone else.”
“Look Rosette, I appreciate your enthusiasm but I have to make a whole lot more babies.”
“…but once I get these parasites out I don’t want anymore….”
“It has to be with a different woman, Rose.”
“You have to marry me! You promised!”
“I’ve never promised you anything.”
“In my dream last night you did!”
“Rose, it just wouldn’t work. You hate kids, and I must have at least 70 or so to go once you and Zinnia have your babies. You’ll just have to learn to get along without me.”
Rosette has not given up her plans to somehow get Liam to marry her. Of course she conveniently forgets she’s already married.
“Here smelly baby, take this so Liam sees how much help I am.”
“After the horrible job you did raising Mr. Liam’s other kids there’s no way he’ll let you stay.”
“Shut up, Grandma. You’re old and all shriveled up, so you’re just jealous Liam won’t bang you anymore. You know how many times he’s made love to me since I’ve been here?”
“You can’t count above one, so how do you know how many times?”
“Well, its been a lot.”
“Once you have your baby you have to leave Miss Rose.”
“I won’t go and no one can make me.”
”Oh, I’ll make sure that you go and never come back, Miss Rose.”
“Don’t you think I won’t go ghetto on your ass just because I’m rich and pretty. Liam is mine, bitch.”
I really don’t like where this seems to be headed. Having these two under one roof is an explosion waiting to happen.
“Woah! Hey you guys! Dad would not want to see you two fighting.
Well, the kids are home from school.
“Kid, I wouldn’t get in the middle of a cat fight that’s just getting started if I were you.”
“I think it might be fun to see them go at it, Clark.”
“Except if they do, Devon, the baby might get hurt and that wouldn’t be good. I’d hate to have to call Dad while he’s out-of-town and tell him something like that.”
“Call him? Why do you have to call him? Where is he? Where is my Liam? He better not be cheating on me!”
“Nice going Carrie. He didn’t want her to know anything…”
“Yeah, he doesn’t want her to go nuts.”
“My heart is breaking so much it’s giving me indigestion.”
“Clark, this chick is way crazier than Carrie…”
“Oh… Your indigestion is spreading!”
“Oh Watcher they’re both going into labor at the same time and dad’s not here!”
Finally someone states the obvious.
“I want my Liam!”
While his household was in an uproar, Liam was with another baby momma. He’d been contacted by two more women recently who have their own challenges for their own reasons. Liam was more than happy to offer his services to help with their challenges in exchange for these females doing the same for him in the future.
So I went to meet this girl named Doll Marine who is a fairy. I was stoked because I hadn’t had a fairy before. Hey, I don’t get a lot of firsts, so with my age and experience when I get them its kind of fun. It was weird that it was already snowing where she was, some place called Mystic Falls, but its a nice place.
So I already had seen her picture, but she was even hotter in person. The first thing I noticed was her melons were huge, but I was careful to meet the ladies eyes first. I don’t want to make a bad impression on a lady, especially one I need to woo for more than one occasion.
She’s definitely gonna make some pretty babies. She’s got a nice, tight ass and gams to go with that ample busom. All in all she’s the whole package and definitely a buxom lady I won’t mind tapping more than once.
She wanted to talk before we got down to business. It turns out she’s a kid from a 100 Baby Challenge family herself. She was following in her dad’s (yep another guy, but I don’t think he’s doing it for the same reasons as me) footsteps. So I naturally asked some questions about her family, like if she had any sisters that were doing their own challenges since that would be really helpful. She didn’t, but she did say she’d ask some of them if they wanted to help me out too. It turns out that these 100 BC girls kind of feel it’s a sort of club and we need to have each other’s backs. So once I knew that, I figured I had to make sure to knock this lady’s socks off so she’d give a good report.
When she was ready, she took me outside, instead of upstairs, to the igloo that was in the front yard. I didn’t take her for the kinky kind that didn’t mind if a passerby heard the music of sweet love-making, but I definitely didn’t object.
She definitely had some experience, and it was fun even though it was cold. As for fairies, it turns out if you do things just right you just might get their wings to flutter really quick.
She seemed really pleased afterward, so I think I just might be getting a recommendation or two to some of her sisters. I only stayed long enough to get the feeling back in my toes since I knew I needed to get back home with the Montigo girls ready to pop any moment. It was nice to get a break from Rose though. I’m hoping that it won’t be long before they can go home since she’s kind of smothering and psycho.
When Liam got home, he found that the Montigo sisters had given him two more sets of twins to add to his family. Liam was quite happy that one of Zinnia’s sons, Gladiolus, inherited his mother’s genie abilities. I hope for his twin’s sake, that Zinnia named Delphinium, Liam doesn’t play favorites like he did with the Free twins. All in all though, Liam never completely neglects any of his children, though he might be a bit less interested in their feelings than he should be.
His teenaged children, for instance, were not too pleased with him for the timing on his trip to another baby momma’s house.
“How could you leave us alone with two crazy women that you knew were due anytime? I had to take them into the hospital and be there for everything. I’m scarred for life!”
“Yeah, how could you leave me like that?! You said you’d be here to take care of these things, but you weren’t here! I got fat just so you could have these creatures and love me, so how could you leave me to screw some heffa? You’re Mine!”
The loudest voice of protest was not one of his children, not surprisingly, Rosette.
“Rose, I wanted to be here, if for no other reason thanI knew you’d name them something stupid. What kind of names are Morphine and Fentanyl?”
“What’s wrong with my names? Those drugs took away my pain when these things were tearing up my pussy.”
“Anyway, I’m here so you and Zin can go. I’m taking care of them now.”
“I don’t want to go! I don’t want to live with those idiots anymore. Take me to Sunlit Tides and marry me!”
“Rose look, the longest a mother ever stayed here was until the kids were toddlers, so the kids don’t have a hard time when the mom leaves.”
“Then you’ll let me stay until then?”
“I guess I could but…”
“Don’t make me leave you Liam. Why can’t you love me?”
“I hope I don’t regret this but you can stay until they age up if you want. I know its hard to get over me but our time is over. It’s been fun but you just have to face it Rose.”
“Oh Boo you do love me! Take me now!”
Liam, Liam. Why can’t you see that you’re playing with fire?
- I’d like to thank xpaintitblack7x for beta reading this chapter.